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Those who hesitate,
meditate, in the horizontal position… Forever!
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You can’t learn
to swim standing on the beach
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You can’t practice
techniques in a fight
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The strongest man in
the world is the man who stands alone
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Knowledge advances by
steps not by leaps
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Whatever happens, life
goes on
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Rewards come to those
who have the energy to pursue them
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Those who know do not
speak, those who speak do not know
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God gave man two ears
and one mouth so that he can listen twice as much as he can speak
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It is better to seem
a fool and keep your mouth shut than to open it and remove all doubt
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Winners drip, losers
gush
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There are those that
know, there are those that don’t know & then there are those that don’t know they don’t know
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Man who run in front
of car get tired
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Man who run behind car
get exhausted
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I realised I was dyslexic
when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat
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He who laughs last,
thinks slowest
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Everyone has a photographic
memory. Some don't have film
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I wonder how much deeper
the ocean would be without sponges
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Despite the cost of
living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
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Nothing is fool-proof
to a sufficiently talented fool
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It is hard to understand
how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living
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Just remember...if the
world didn't suck, we'd all fall off
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It is said that if you
line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them
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You can't have everything,
where would you put it?
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Latest survey shows
that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population
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A fine is a tax for
doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well
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It was recently discovered
that research causes cancer in rats
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I started out with nothing,
and I still have most of it
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Light travels faster
than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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"If you build a man
a fire, you keep him warm for a day; if you set a man on fire; you keep him warm for the rest of his life."
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If a person with multiple
personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
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The early bird may get
the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
